Meow Meow Meow Novel

An ordinary two-year-old cat transcends time to become Hua Miao Miao, a thousand-year-old demon cat with a simplistic, innocent nature. Oblivious to the complexities of divine existence, she maintains her feline naivety. Fate changes when she crosses paths with Bi Qing Shen Jun, a powerful warrior god whose appearance echoes her previous owner, and through his manipulation, she ascends to heaven to serve as his disciple.

Under Bi Qing Shen Jun's rigorous discipline, little Miao Miao endures grueling trials to comprehend her true cat-like essence. Her enlightenment manifests through peculiar restrictions:

She cannot undress before others—only before Shifu. She cannot pursue romance elsewhere—only with Shifu. She cannot embrace strangers—exclusively Shifu's privilege. Xiao Tian Quan's roses are rejected unless from Shifu. The Underwater Third Dragon Prince's fish are forbidden unless cooked by Shifu.

What other prohibitions exist? No employment in brothels? No chaos-making allowed? No accepting marriage proposals?

Meow~ the rules blur together in my memory…Shifu, please don't scold me. I swear I'll remember them all perfectly next time—just promise you won't devour me!